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My Family...

When you think of familes you think of the Cleavers and the Cunninghams of television, my family was more like the Bundy's than the Cleavers.. of course we were worse than the Bundy's.. oh sure my dad wasn't a shoe salesman, and I didn't have a blonde daft for a sister, and I NEVER had any blowup dates, of course come to think of it I never had any dates either way, boy am I pathetic, But then again I think I am single by choice,  But my 2 brothers are working on their second marriages each, tell ya something about their taste in women, they pick the first ones that won't slap their face.. LOL sorry sorry, I will not say that again, of course with me I was engaged twice, and thankfully one of those times was a bust.. OH MAN I thank you Keith.. My Mom was a life time waitress, my dad, well.. he's done just about everything you can think of, but then again I can't think of much.. I know that sounds like I am short changing my dad, but the truth is he has done a lot of different work, from working on parts for a simulator for the Gemini space craft, building bombs for the military and then at a different job he built fins for jet engines keepin 8 girls busy...... welding... he was too much of a wimp to do the welding himself, so he had to use WOMEN to do the welding for him.. he claims he was "the setup man" but you know what I think.. he was just too happy to make women work... making cement, and managing motels and Malls.. now he is retired, and that is just PART of everything he has done.